Women's Health Issue

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  1. scienceteach82

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    Important Women's Health Issue:

    Do you have feelings of
    inadequacy?

    Do you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you
    were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
    your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

    Margaritas are the safe,
    natural way to feel better and more confident
    about yourself and your actions.

    Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let
    you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
    anything.


    You will notice the
    benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
    regimen of regular doses
    you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
    from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
    discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
    and start living, with Margaritas.

    Margaritas may not be right for
    everyone. Women who are pregnant or
    nursing should not use Margaritas...
    However, women who wouldn't mind
    nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged
    to try it.

    Side effects may include:

    Dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
    incarceration

    Erotic lustfulness

    Loss of motor control

    Loss
    of clothing

    Loss of money

    Table dancing

    Headache

    Dehydration

    Dry mouth

    And a desire to sing
    Karaoke

    WARNING:

    The consumption of Margaritas may make you think
    you are whispering when
    you are not.

    WARNING:

    The consumption
    of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
    and over again that you
    love them.

    WARNING:

    The consumption of Margaritas may cause you
    to think you can sing.

    WARNING:

    The consumption of Margaritas
    may make you think you can logically
    converse with members of the opposite
    sex without spitting

    Please share this
    with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank
    you.
     
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  3. Aliceacc

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    :D:D:D

    I just emailed that to 3 friends!!

    Thanks for the laugh!
     
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    :)
     
  5. TeacherNY

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    UMMM...I think I'm going to skip talking to my doctor and just self-medicate! :toofunny:
     
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    Mmmmmm.... most delicious medicine in the world....
     
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    :lol::lol:
     
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    I could go for one right now
     
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    FUNNY!
     
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    I've been humming 'a rim full of sugar helps the medicine go down...' all day.
     
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    I have 2 choices for tonight...Original or Pomegranate Margaritas...decisions, decisions...
     
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    I vote for the pomegranate, but only because I've never tried one. That sounds so tasty right now....
     
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    I didn't get to make my margarita...I ended up having heartburn from something I ate this afternoon. Not sure what it was but I figured it wouldn't be a good idea to drink! Maybe tomorrow night!!:)
     
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    Going out tonight with dh and sons for combo Cinco de Mayo/Mothers Day dinner at our favorite Mexican...
    Here's my favorite margarita song: (eek- posted before I read all - well, at least now you have the lyrics...)

    She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
    Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
    Lord have mercy, my only thought
    Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off

    I told her put an extra layer on
    I know what happens when she drinks Patrone
    Her closet’s missing half the things she’s bought
    Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off

    (Chorus)
    She’ll start with kickin’ out of her shoes
    Loose an earring in her drink
    Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
    Drop a contact down the sink

    Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long
    If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
    She might come home in a table cloth
    Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

    Break

    She can handle any champagne brunch
    A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
    Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
    But Tequila makes her clothes fall off

    Chorus

    She don’t mean nothing - she’s just havin fun
    Tomorrow she’ll say oh what have I done
    Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
    ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
    oh Tequila makes her clothes fall off (x2)
     

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