This isn't a real note BUT......... Dear Parent, So I hear you don't like me. Well you aren't exactly my favorite person in this world either,but for aproximately 140 more days or so I still have to act like I do. I was wondering just what did I do to offend you? I mean day after day I put up with your child. This is the same child that you tell me is just a typical first grade little boy. Well I have 10 other little first grade boys who don't roll around on the floor and thinks it's cute. In fact I have 17 other children who don't do that. I have 7 girls in my class who don't cry nearly as much as your child does. As for your son's grades. They would be so much better if he would just learn to follow directions. He does what he wants when he wants and then when he is redirected he goes back to that insane crying that wouldn't be so annoying if he did it just a tad bit quieter and not for the whole world to hear. I am really glad that you raised such a social young boy. He should someday run for office since he loves to talk about anything and everything. I also heard that you want to move him across the hall to other teacher's class. Be my guest if you think that this will help your child learn. I am willing to keep teaching your son as long you are willing to STOP raising such a pain in my BUTT! Oh and I am really sure that you are talking about me at home to him so is that really helping the situation. I realize that he is your baby. I get that I have one too. So I am guessing that when his wife tells you about him rolling around on the floor your are going to tell her it's just typical husband behavior, or maybe you will just send her one of those passive aggressive notes that you are so good at. Oh or maybe you will run to her principal (oh I mean her mother ) and tattle on her. Ok seriously I would never send this out, BUT it sure did feel good to write this.