Why women should avoid girls' nights out after they are married...

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  1. lemonhead

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    Enjoy:)

    Why women should avoid girls' nights out after they are married...


    The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = (MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight' He didn't seem angry at all.

    Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t', cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
     
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  3. cutNglue

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    That is too funny! Seriously. I was giggling at my pager so hard other people were trying to figure out what's up.
     
  4. ku_alum

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    I laughed out loud at this! Thanks for sharing!
     
  5. GoehringTeaches

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    That made me seriously laugh out loud!
     
  6. cutNglue

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    I read this one to my husband this morning and he was laughing so hard by the bolded section above that I had a hard time getting out the rest because I was roaring away too. :toofunny:
     
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    :spitwater: there went my dt mt dew :rofl:

    ooohhh Lemon I thought there really was going to be a meaningful conclusion to this story :lol:
     
  8. Teaching Grace

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    That is hilarious! I'm glad I wasn't drinking my milk from my ceral bowl. That is so funny!!!!
     
  9. sumnerfan

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    too funny
     
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    :lol::lol: I LOVE it lemon!
     
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    :lol:
    Lemon ought to be a stand-up comic! I don't know who was funnier though...Lemon or her hubby! :)
     
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    that was too funny!
     
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    Loved it!! :) It sounds like you have a really cool hubby ;)
     
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    You are fabulous
    and your husband has got a great sense of humor!!!!!!
    LOL
     
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    Thanks alot!! I know have Mt. Dew up my nose!! :) I was giggling so hard at the end that my girls looked at me like I was crazy! Hubby loved it also... had to forward it on to his buddies at work.. too funny!
     
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    :lol: Very funny! It's ok when it's happening on us ladies' end, but what if your husband did that? You'd be wondering what he's been up to. But hey, if both spouses are alright w/ gals' & boys' nights out, I guess it's alright for them.
     
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    Sorry to disappoint you but the story is not mine...(although it isn't too far off from what could happen at my house) it is a joke someone sent to me. I laughed so hard and couldn't wait to share it with my a to z friends.
     
  18. Ms. I

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    I see!
     
  19. JustMe

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    So funny!!!
     
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    Very good joke!
     
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    Dh's response: Sounds about right...
     
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    Thanks Leon. DF is laughing while walking across my kitchen floor.
     
  23. lemonhead

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    Oh no! Not the freshly mopped floor!
     
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    That is too funny. Everyone here is still laughing!
     
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    Haha!! I just forwarded this to all my girlfriends too :lol:
     
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    :rofl:

    Thanks lemon! I can't wait to share with dh.
     
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    What?! :woot:
    :lol:

    Is there a reason for the small type, Lemon? :crosseyed :haha:
     
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    VERY VERY funny...thanks! I needed that one!!
     
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    OMG...that's hilarious!!!:D
     
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    Funny story. I do love my 'girls nights' though...

    I just got home from 2 days at the beach with my teacher girlfriends. We had a blast- drank sangria on the beach, walked for miles on the beach collecting shells, fabulous seafood dinner, went to a club/bar where there were 2 bands playing and danced the night away (Party at Nardi's for you NJ types- we were on LBI at my friend's house)...slept late, big breakfast, more beach, more wine, pizza and salad for dinner before driving home late...Great time, I feel like I've been on vacation...My husband and sons had 'boy night', ordered out Chinese, played rec softball, watch the all-star break...they are just happy for me to go and have a good time...:love:
     
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    Thanks for that giggle!!!
     
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    I'm going out with some friends tonight - started to tell dh that I'd be home early but changed it to "I don't know what time I'll be home" since we don't have a cuckoo clock! :lol:
     
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    I try to minimize my nights out during the week, mostly because my husband is really grumpy the next if I wake him up at 3am when I crawl into bed. It isn't that he's resentful, he's just tired. However, we have different interests so if I want to see a play with friends I don't feel bad leaving him home with a stromboli.
     
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    OMG that was too funny and it sounds like something that would happen at my house. Oh wait maybe I wrote it.
     
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    I´ll go out today
    I´ll have girls´night!!!
    We´ll celebrate friend´s DAY!!! here it´s next Monday but as one of the girls is travelling this Sunday... we have decided to get together tonight.
    It´s not necessary to say nothing to DH cause he knows I´M GOING, but he doesn´t know what time I´m coming back,
    he only knows that most probably I´ll arrive too late and he is going to be sleeping at that time.
    He is tolerant and patient, thanks God!
     
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    Great story!
     
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    Ditto here! Thanks for the laugh!
     
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    Very Funny

    I hope i can remember it.
     
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    I got this in an email a month or so ago. It was funny then and funny now.
     
  40. lemonhead

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    Thought you all would like it!
     
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    As I said yesterday,
    I came back at 4 am:lol: :lol:
    Dh, sleeping...
    I turned on the Tv cause I wanted to see the news or something,
    Dh started talking to me asking me how the night was, we talked for a while and then I watched Tv for 20 minutes.
    Then I realised I was tired, I fell asleep.
    This morning at breakfast Dh kept on asking questions about my friends, he knows all of them , he was curious about their lives and so on:lol: of course I did not go into details:lol:

    I LOVE GIRLIES´NIGHTS!!!!!
    WE HAD A GREAT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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