This is my first week back after maternity leave and I am pumping. I also have a kid who brought a note Monday saying she was sick and dying and afflicted and therefore needed to stay in from every recess for the rest of the week. Well... I can't pump and watch her, so I ship her off to the office with a book or some paper and crayons. Today at lunch her father, who had joined her for lunch, asked why his daughter wasn't having these enjoyable indoor recesses. He was pretty confrontational about it. So I told him. Never saw a man stutter so much.