Weight loss or weight gain funnies

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  1. Irishdave

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    ‎"Inside me is a skinny man trying to get out. But I can usually shut him up with beer &
    pizza."

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  3. alilisa

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    I love it!!! :) :rofl:
     
  4. bandnerdtx

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    The girl version of that is usually "I can shut her up with chocolate." :)
     
  5. Irishdave

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    Or "I can shut her up with chocolate chip cookie Ice cream."
     
  6. Irishdave

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    I am just short for my weight :lol:
     
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    It's hard to lose weight when you're older 'cause your body has made friends with your fat.
     
  8. lilmisses1014

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    "I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter."

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    Shampoo Warning: I figured out why I have been gaining weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says..."for more volume & extra body". So now, I am going to switch to Dawn dish washing liquid. It says..."dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove". My conditioner, on the other hand, improves my balance. And that's kinda cool. So glad I figured this all out!

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  10. TeacherNY

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    This is one of my favorites!
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    I've heard this one a few times:
    “I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me!” :lol:
     
  11. TeacherNY

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    I love this one!
     
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    I'd be skinny, if I weren't so fat.
     

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