okay, like, these are, like, the main, like, things I don't wanna hear, like
LIKE (like what??? just say it already!)
kinder! in L.A.
L.A. (is not Louisiana! It is not a state. It is.. Los Angeles, not...)
lost sandal ja-less
what the heck is kinder? It is kin-der-gar-ten....
or,
kinney garten! I know teachers who say this ...If I slip up and say it, my daughter will yell at me immediately!
tooken- (I took, he takes, you tooken)
alls yous hafs to do is...
so I like, and he like, and then I like...(yeah, like I said, earlier up there)
you can take with...
the clicker- (the remote control, garage or TV)
Twin (when you don't feel like calling a child who is a twin by his real name?!)
testesss (1 test, two tests no tessess!)
fishes
Janjurary
Febwerry
li-berry (library)
just started...(my period. just started what, high school/college? why not call it what it is?
That time of the month (when you have your period!)
IN-sure-rance - (insurance, I know it has 3 syllables, but the in doesn't need to be EMphasized!)
neither does, PO-leeze - police
The Jewel's - (local grocery store. It is called Jewel Food Stores, known as Jewel's, why do you need the article 'the'??)
Hey Calif. teachers, do you guys call it "The Albertson's"?, or "The Ralphs" or, "The Vons"
You got poop? (How does a toddler answer this? Do they look back there and see?)
an owie...or
a boo-boo (it is cute when you are 2, not 41 )
an ouchie is okay...that tells a preschool teacher you are hurt. Owie is just too babyish to me.
spazzed out- what is that, drunk? High, or just trippin'
