To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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  1. blessedhands

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    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks ... Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.'

    6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

    7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

    9. Sing Along At The Opera.

    10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

    11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    14.PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
     
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  3. MrsC

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  4. paola66

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    Very funnY!
     
  5. Go 4th

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    I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. My children are asking, "What????"

    Thanks for sharing that!
     
  6. Upsadaisy

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    Hahahahaha - I love these.
     
  7. peggy27

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    Too funny!!!:)
     
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    These are great. I've seen it a bunch of times, but it always makes me laugh. Thanks for sharing :)
     
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    I appreciate the humor! I do feel like doing some of them. It may be a type of Tourette's though.
     
  10. Grammy Teacher

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    HAHAHAHA! THose are great! I think I've done some of those.....recently!!!
     
  11. chemteach55

    chemteach55 Connoisseur

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    This is too funny!!
     
  12. Beezus

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    SOOO funny! I love it!
    Thanks!
     
  13. Ms. I

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    Love it!
     
  14. ku_alum

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    I do number 6 quite often (skip instead of walk). It just makes you happy. When the tardy bell sounds (we have to monitor the hallway) I rarely just walk into the classroom ... as I enter I skip or dance or walk strangely into the classroom. GREAT way to get student's attention (but they do think I am crazy).
     
  15. Grammy Teacher

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    I do ballet once the kids are on their sleeping bags. They all laugh (I don't know why,) and then they go to sleep happily.
     
  16. New3rdTeacher

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    That was sooooo hillarious. I am going to have an accident. Thank you for sharing that!!! I love the last one :)
     

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