I'm working as a para. In the morning I work with young kids, when they go home I go and watch the lunchroom, and after lunch I go back to the young kids. (Lunch is elementary through High School.) There are three lunch sections for the High School. When I'm in there, my duties are to clean the tables in between those sections, mop up any spills if I'm not busy. When they're in there, I just watch for phones, stock drinks, and also mop any immediate spills if I have a second. So today I'm cleaning the tables (April 1st), because of course the kids like to hang around until the bell rings, so I'm going all out to finish before the next group comes in. In the middle of my cleaning, this teacher walks over to me. Gets my attention, and says "I found a fry." Naturally, I thought she had good humor and was joking because it's the first of April. So I kind of laugh, and go back to my work. Then she says "I found it the hard way." I'm still thinking, ahh ok, it was funny, so what you looked under a table? Then she motions me to follow her and she moves pretty fast...over to this one little fry on the floor that any one of the 100's of students could have dropped. She points to it, and says "I slipped on this." It was small, real small. I could tell it was mashed down. I didn't say anything like this, but I right away question the validity of her story and just assume she's one of those people always on the look out for worker's comp (I don't know who, but knew of a teacher that had recently tried getting worker's comp because she slipped on a trash pile the custodian was sorting; I thought it might be her.) Naturally, I say are you all right? "I don't know, probably not." I pick up the fry...the little fry, and walk two feet to the trash can to throw it away. This cafeteria is large by the way. Usually it's a simple system, I clean up the tables, after the last of the lunch periods the custodians come in and sweep/mop. Of course, now she limps away like it's the worst pain in the world. A long story made short, I absolutely despise people like her. For starters, be mindful of where you're walking. Second, don't act all superior grabbing someone. Third, pick up the fry yourself you lazy nut. Sorry, I'm just fuming. I hate people like her. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.