I'm enjoying the funny stories thread... I saw this on another site, but it only got one response. This is a very creative crowd here- I think we can do better! Juanita Hunt wrote: I need some lighthearted comparisons between super teachers and regular teachers such as super teachers intoduce their class to making butter by first taking them to a farm to milk a cow, then separating the cream, then churning the butter. Regular teachers buy a pound of Blue Bonnet margarine and say it came from a cow. Heidi wrote: Super teachers teach the first Thanksgiving by bringing all the fixings to a huge turkey dinner, making authentic costumes for all the children (and him/herself) by hand, and showing them how to weave baskets from scratch. Regular teachers give them a bag of popcorn and watch Disney's Pocohantus. LOL! Count me in as a regular teacher!