Super Teachers vs. Regular Teachers

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AngelaS, Feb 21, 2003.

  1. AngelaS

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    Feb 21, 2003

    I'm enjoying the funny stories thread... I saw this on another site, but it only got one response. This is a very creative crowd here- I think we can do better!

    Juanita Hunt wrote:
    I need some lighthearted comparisons between super teachers
    and regular teachers such as super teachers intoduce their
    class to making butter by first taking them to a farm to milk a cow, then separating the cream, then churning the butter. Regular teachers buy a pound of Blue Bonnet margarine and say it came from a cow.

    Heidi wrote:
    Super teachers teach the first Thanksgiving by bringing all
    the fixings to a huge turkey dinner, making authentic costumes
    for all the children (and him/herself) by hand, and showing
    them how to weave baskets from scratch. Regular teachers give
    them a bag of popcorn and watch Disney's Pocohantus.

    LOL! Count me in as a regular teacher!:cool:
     
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  3. SpecialPreskoo

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    Feb 21, 2003

    Super teachers go out and buy new equipment out of their own pocket when something breaks.

    Regular teachers drag out the duct tape.

    DUCT TAPE... Don't leave home without it!

    Lori <------ Regular Teacher :D
     

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