I may come from the "Greatest snow on earth" state, but I also do not live in the mountains and it's still a friggin' desert. It's snowing right now and there's lots of "winter storm warnings", whatever this means. Currently, my lawn is covered. So... those of you who live in snowy states, how do you make snow days happen? Do you summon snow spirits? Pay someone in the weather-making industry off? (I create this thread completely in jest, of course).