Since I vent, moan and groan on here so much, i thought I'd share a couple of my funnier moments from this week. (It's like my kids are funniest when they're being completely serious.) 1) All the kids were done using the bathroom and standing quietly in hall as we waited for "Johnny" to finish. He was taking forever, so I called in the bathroom, "Johnny, what are you doing in there? C'mon, we're all waiting." He responds, "I'M SORRY MS. LYNN I HAD TO POOP. NOW I'M WIPING MY BUTT, BUT I'M ALMOST DONE!" What made it even funnier was that he wasn't trying to be funny, he said it was seriously as he would say, "I'm almost finished my test. Can I have 2 more minutes?" The kids in front of the line heard him and started snickering under their breath. I had to turn my back to them, because if they saw me laughing, it woudl have been over. 2) "Timmy" has large ears. He came up to me and said, "Ms. Lynn, 'Joe' was talking about me." I said, "Timmy, Joe sits on the other side of the room. Even if he was talking about you, there's no way you could have possibly heard him." So Timmy grabs his ears and goes, "I can hear EVERYTHING. I'm like a superhero or something." AGAIN, Teacher Lynn had to stifle a laugh. 3) I had a lot of beans for lunch one time. During math, I bent down at a child's desk to help them, when I passed gas. It wasn't super loud, but the kid heard it. His eyes got REALLY WIDE and I put up a finger like, "Shh!" and we both started laughing. Of course everyone wanted to know what happened, but the kid's like, "It's a secret just me and Ms. Lynn can know"