Sleeping or trying to.....

Discussion in 'Teacher Time Out' started by Irishdave, Mar 1, 2013.

  1. Irishdave

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    Have you ever gotten in bed and all nice and toasty and
    you hear the call of the wild? :eek:

    I mean I'm in bed, have the covers all pulled up and I am starting
    to count sheep: 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, dog, cat, squirrel, ah..... "Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe?":woot: and bingo my plumbing sends a message to my brain "hey Brain, don't look now but we got-a GO"
    your brain says "just try to forget about it"
    BUT NOOOOO the Urinary system says "NOW!"
    I mean there was no letter from the Ambassador of the Urinary System, even hinting there were any war games in that area of the body when I got into bed......
    So pull back the covers, stub my toe on something I forgot to put away, turn on the light so I can cuss at the item I forgot to put away, Turn on the bathroom light, you know during the day the light seems so dim but at night its a full 1,000,000 watts. NOW I am AWAKE!

    You'd think after seeing all the BPH commercials I'd learn just to go there first. :beatdeadhorse:
     
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  3. Go 4th

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    :lol::rofl:

    Nightly!
     
  4. czacza

    czacza Multitudinous

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    PSA announcement....Have your prostate checked, Dave.

    And buy yourself a nightlight.:)
     
  5. swansong1

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    My call of the wild usually occurs about an hour before I have to get up and then it's impossible to get back to sleep!
     
  6. PolarBear

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    I'm (still) in pretty good shape on that. Our new member of the family, however (young Black Lab) is not. I can pretty much expect a wet nose in the face anywhere from midnight to about 3:00 am. On balance, it beats cleaning up a mess at 5:00 am.
     
  7. bison

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    It's a good idea to use the potty as part of your bedtime routine. ;)
     
  8. Irishdave

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    Just did and I passed with flying colors :)(except for the BPH):mellow:
     

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