Silly Jokes (Kid Friendly)

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  1. TeacherShelly

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    Please tell your silly jokes here! I love them :)

    Here's one:

    What time is the dentist's favorite time of day?
    2:30!
     
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  3. Erin Elizabeth

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    Um....I don't get the dentist one. :eek:

    Here's mine: A horse is moping around the barn. A sheep asks, "Why the long face?"
     
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    2:30 - tooth hurt -e ?? (Is that it?)
     
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    One of my kids favorites...

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don't cry, it's only a joke!
     
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    Mine is...
    What did the mayo say to the refridgerator door??

    Close the door, I'm dressing!!!
     
  7. clarnet73

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    Knock knock
    Whos' there?
    Dwayne
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne da tub, I'm dwonding
     
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    Ok, now I know I'm tired. I actually snorted over Clarnet's knock knock joke! :D I'm going to have to use that tomorrow!

    One of my kids told me an Easter joke today:
    What did one Easter egg say to the other?

    Heard any good yolks lately?
     
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    Oh man, I needed those chuckles, thanks ! ! !

    Tooth Hurty, yes that's the punch line.

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked, that's why I knocked!
     
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    What do cows like to do on the weekends?

    (Go to the mooovies!)

    What's a frog's favorite drink?

    (Croak-a-cola!)

    What time is it when it's time to go to the dentist?

    (Tooth hurty!) :(
     
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    Christy, here's another one for ya...

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow
    Interrupting...
    (interrupted) MOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    At least my kids can repeat these and they make sense. They try to make up jokes that don't actually have a punch line, and they all try to politely laugh even though no one thinks it's funny but they don't know why. It's pretty cute.
     
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    My first graders try to make them up all the time and they make no sense at all and that is why I laugh at them!
     
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    Fifth graders do that, too. I had one ask me today, out of the blue, in the middle of arranging for our fifth graders to go all over the school hiding eggs for the lower grades (and praying that the life threats I gave them would make them behave), she asked "How high has meat ever gone?" My brain wasn't even in gear so I asked her to repeat it, and then said something about depending on the cut of meat, etc. She blinked and said, "No, it's a joke. You're supposed to say, 'I don't know, how high?' and then I say, 'When the cow jumped over the moon." I just stood there a second trying to make sense of it all and finally gave her a token chuckle and went back to threatening lives.:crosseyed :D
     
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    What do you call a nervous cow?

    Beef Jerky :)
     
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    What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
    Time to get a new fence!
     
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    Why did the frog go to the bank? He wanted to robbit.

    Why did the frog cross the road, jump in a mud puddle, then cross the road again? He was a dirty double crosser.

    What do you call a cow that just had a calf? A decaffeinated cow.

    Okay, I'll stop.:D
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.
    Why did the gum cross the road?
    It was stuck to the chicken!
     
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    What did the hambugers name their daughter?
    Patty.
    What's the best way to catch a squirrel?
    Climb a tree and act like a nut.
    How do police arrest pigs?
    Ham-cuffs

    I have a student using an augmentitive communication device and we have a joke sequence to get her excited to use it with other people, it works very well.
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide
     
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    Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
    Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
     
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    Dirty double crosser....BOL!
     
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    What do you call a cow with no legs? (ground beef)

    If plants live in the Green House, and Billy lives in the Brick House, and Susie lives in the Stone House, who lives in the White House? (The President.)

    . . . and from the 8th grade low-ability class:

    What do you call a boy with no arms or legs who is on your porch?
    (Matt)

    What do you call a boy with no arms or legs who hangs on your wall?
    (Art)

    What do you call a boy with no arms or legs who falls overboard? (Bob)

    What do you call a boy with no arms or legs who shows up at your house once a month? (Bill)
     
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    OK, this one makes NO SENSE AT ALL, but it's one I got otld by a kids today (keep in mind that I have 3-yr-olds!)

    Knock knock?
    Whos' there?
    Bananahead
    Bananahead who?
    Shirt.

    They get the format of a knock-knock joke, but don't understand why they're funny yet. Which of course makes them hilarious.
     
  24. misteacher

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    Why did the orange lose the race? He ran out of juice.

    How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little "boogie" in it.

    Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    A door.
    A door who?
    Adorable, aren't I?
     

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