"I do not need to see what is in your tissue!" "The only noise I should hear is pencils moving!" "No, I do not want to come over and play video games."
"Please stop rubbing my toenails." Apparently Pre-Kers reeeeeeeally enjoy toenails painted pretty colors. I get the heebie-jeebies just thinking about them petting my feet!
"Ok class, what do you think the consequences for licking tissues should be......" I had a 5th grade girl announce that tissues with black dots taste bitter.... So the kids were licking them all morning.
"Cows do not give eggs." I had to say this yesterday after a student answered my question about what product a doily farmer sells with "eggs." And yes, I teach 6th grade.
