Sentences you would never have said...

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  1. bek3

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    Sep 26, 2013

    "I do not need to see what is in your tissue!"
    "The only noise I should hear is pencils moving!"
    "No, I do not want to come over and play video games."
     
  2. TamiJ

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    ¨Put your shirt back on!¨
     
  3. dgpiaffeteach

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    "Pull up your pants. I do not need to know what brand underwear you're wearing today." Senior today.
     
  4. TeacherGrl7

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    "Please stop rubbing my toenails."

    Apparently Pre-Kers reeeeeeeally enjoy toenails painted pretty colors. I get the heebie-jeebies just thinking about them petting my feet!
     
  5. raynepoe

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    "Ok class, what do you think the consequences for licking tissues should be......"

    I had a 5th grade girl announce that tissues with black dots taste bitter.... So the kids were licking them all morning.
     
  6. SpecialPreskoo

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    "Just say no to crack". Meaning pull your pants up. No one wanted to see his hiney.
     
  7. MrsC

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    This one made me snort out loud!
     
  8. Maryhf

    Maryhf Connoisseur

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    Sep 26, 2013

    "Cows do not give eggs."
    I had to say this yesterday after a student answered my question about what product a doily farmer sells with "eggs." And yes, I teach 6th grade.
     

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