We've had these threads before, and it's always good for a laugh. The funny things kids say: I'll start it with one of mine. One of the resource kids that comes to me for science and social studies got mad at one of my other students in the hall and called him a hairy b*stard. (I've had kids call others all sorts of names, but never that one.) I got onto him and asked him if he knew what it meant. He said no, so I asked him if he knew that it was a bad word. He said, "yea, that's what Mamaw calls papaw when she's mad at him."