So I jammed my finger today killing a cockroach. Yep! Took my shoe off to kill it and instead of bending, my finger straightened, came down and popped loudly. It's swollen. It's bruised. I sent my kids down to get ice for me which sent a red flag. They were sent back up to my room with OJI paperwork. HAHA! That was a lot of paperwork! OJI paperwork asked: Reason for injury: "There was a cockroach found in ______'s room. I was called over to help. I removed my shoe and pounded on top of the roach. At which point my finger did not bend. It popped loudly and immediately swelled and bruised." Ways injury could've been prevented:"By not killing said cockroach." That's really what I wrote. And yes, it was in someone else's room that I was called in to. Do you have any funny stories about on the job injuries? It IS pretty funny...as much as my finger is THROBBING!