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  1. Irishdave

    Irishdave Enthusiast

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    Jan 8, 2009

    Just thought I'd post some old funny stuff

    THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

    Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs

    Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie" till you can find a rock

    We are born necked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse

    Make it idiotproof and someone will make a better idyot

    What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

    Few women admit their age, fewer men act theirs

    He who laughs last, thinks the slowest

    Lottery=A tax on people who are bad at math

    Always remember you are unique, just like everyone els​

     
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  3. Turtle321

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    Jan 10, 2009

    :D
     
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    Jan 11, 2009

    I liked those!
     

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