Old Blind Cowboy

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  1. Major

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    This was sent to me by a blond female teacher friend of mine quite some time ago.... Also, let me say I have lots of blond friends, most of them female. And finally I have two very close friends who are blind...... so don't get upset......It's a joke.....:lol::lol:

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    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.


    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
     
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  3. shouldbeasleep

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    I feel so politically incorrect because I laughed out loud at this! Sorry sisters, if you're blonde, but that was funny.
     
  4. kinderkids

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    I'm blonde and I thought that was hilarious!!!
     
  5. blindteacher

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    :rofl: Good one, Major.
     
  6. Major

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    Thank you........ I'm glad you thought so.....:):):)
     
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    That was hilarious!!!!!!!11 :lol:
     
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    That was great!
     
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    I'm blonde....

    Sorry, I don't get the joke.







    :p
     
  10. smalltowngal

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    Now that's funny!! :rofl:
     
  11. blindteacher

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    :D
     
  12. TeacherGroupie

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    There are blonde moments, and then there are blondes' moments...

    Deftly done, Alice.
     
  13. czacza

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    Funny. :lol:
     
  14. Hoot Owl

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    I'm blonde and loved the joke... ya just gotta laugh!
     
  15. runsw/scissors

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    LOL!! Kudos to Major, blindteacher, and Alice!
     

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