New phrases to practice for next year...;)

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  1. Tired Teacher

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    I saw this and had to share. This is going to be 100% true if masks are required in school.
    So in thinking about the possibility of having to wear masks next school year, a couple of us came up with some mask scenarios while handing out school stuff bags. Enjoy!
    (Insert Name) please don’t snap (insert name)’s mask in their face.
    (Insert Name) you should not be using your mask as a sling shot. Please put it on your face.
    (Insert Name) your mask should be on your face not on the back of your head
    (Insert Name) your mask is not a necklace, bracelet, or any other form of jewelry.
    (Insert Name) please do not chew on your mask.
    (Insert Name) I’m sorry your mask is wet but that is what happens when you lick the inside of your mask.
    (Insert Name)I’m sorry you sneezed but wipe out the snot as good as you can.
    (Insert Name) no you can not blow your nose in your mask.
    (Insert Name)why is your mask soaking wet? You just came back from the bathroom? And you put it back on your face after you dropped it?
    (Insert Name)I’m sorry you broke the elastic on your mask by seeing how far the band would stretch but now you will have to hold the mask on your face or use this duct tape.
    (Insert Name)please take the mask off your eyes and watch where you are walking. I don’t care if you can see through it.
    (Insert Name)please take the mask off of your pencil and stop twirling it.
    (Insert Name)I know the mask fits over your pants like a knee pad but please take it off of your leg and put it on your face.
     
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    Omigod, I love this! Sharing it with my teaching team.
     
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    I could think of names that fit every scenario! ;)
     

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