I bet your students say funny things as well. What makes you laugh/smile/be happy you work with kids instead of adults... Today one of my darlings emphatically pronounced to the class (she's 5): "I am now a vegetarian because it's disgusting and mean to eat farm animals. It's OK because I really like vegetables. Even potatoes because they are made out of french fries. And french fries are REALLY good." This from a little girl who ATE the HAM all up (and asked for more 'chicken') the other day at our green eggs and ham celebration. Whoops! I was cracking up!