Here's an email that I had to send to a colleague this morning. -snip- As I attempted to leave the school grounds this morning due to a family emergency, I found your white Expedition parked illegally behind my car in the faculty lot in the back of the building. I was forced to return to the building in order to ask a secretary to contact you and ask you to move your car. When the secretary called you, I heard you (over the speakerphone) admonish me for having parked in a legal space. This is not the first time I have seen your vehicle double parked in the faculty lot. Please be advised that should this occur in the future, I will not afford you the courtesy of having the opportunity to move your vehicle. Instead, I will contact the school police directly and ask that they ticket and tow your illegally-parked vehicle. I arrive at school early so that I can find a spot in that lot. I advise you to do the same if you intend to continue parking there. If you prefer to arrive later, there are a number of open, legal spaces available in the main faculty lot in the front of the building. Please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns about this matter. -snip- I also CCed my supervising administrator and one of the school police officers. Does it sound too snarky? Not that I'm worried....She's lucky that we aren't allowed to use profanity in our emails. She would have gotten quite a gem from me if we could.