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Discussion in 'Teacher Time Out' started by Aces, Jul 25, 2018.

  1. Aces

    Aces Habitué

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    For those of y'all who are married you'll understand this.

    So my husband - love him to death and wouldn't let him leave he knows too much - is a very peculiar man. I know it, he knows it, the mentally challenged dog up the street knows it. Three weeks ago we were talking I tell him there's a bear in the woods. He tells me no there ain't. I'm not going to argue with him because I might as well argue with a Cactus.

    This morning we're sitting on the deck drinking coffee he ain't been home from work long I'm still trying to get my coffee drunk so I can function. He stands up goes into the yard. I ask where ya going. He shouts I'm going to prove to you that there's no bear in these woods. He stomps off like he's the man. Next thing I hear it's him screaming and running towards the house.

    He gets on the deck and goes "There's a f------ bear out there!" Gee I hadn't noticed!
     
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  3. swansong1

    swansong1 Virtuoso

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    How funny!
     
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    See I don't argue with my husband. Especially if I know I'm right. It's slow results but I know how he is. Give it a couple weeks, he'll go do something asinine and prove me right anyways.
     
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    shoreline02 Cohort

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    Hahaha - that made me laugh. Thank you!
     
  6. Ima Teacher

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    Sometimes people have to learn things for themselves. :tearsofjoy:
     
  7. Aces

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    I'm glad y'all had a good laugh! That was my evil plan!
     
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    nklauste Comrade

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    Sounds like my husband!!!
     
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    And you know what he does provide entertainment so I guess I'll keep him for a while. Plus like I say he knows where I hid the money so he knows too much.
     
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    txbelle Rookie

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    Haha, too funny! My husband would do the same, unless I told him it was a snake. Then he might not ever go out into the back yard ever again, just in case I was right.:p
     

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