For those of y'all who are married you'll understand this. So my husband - love him to death and wouldn't let him leave he knows too much - is a very peculiar man. I know it, he knows it, the mentally challenged dog up the street knows it. Three weeks ago we were talking I tell him there's a bear in the woods. He tells me no there ain't. I'm not going to argue with him because I might as well argue with a Cactus. This morning we're sitting on the deck drinking coffee he ain't been home from work long I'm still trying to get my coffee drunk so I can function. He stands up goes into the yard. I ask where ya going. He shouts I'm going to prove to you that there's no bear in these woods. He stomps off like he's the man. Next thing I hear it's him screaming and running towards the house. He gets on the deck and goes "There's a f------ bear out there!" Gee I hadn't noticed!