Lies, All Lies!

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  1. MzB

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    We always tell our kids not to do it, but let's break the rules lol.

    You tell a lie about the person about you. Be as outlandish as you like.


    Ex: Ms-SO and SO likes to eat peanut butter and turkey sandwiches in the bathtub.
     
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    If I didn't follow instructions, let me know...this was what I thought you meant...cute idea!


    MzB is a closet NSYNC fan club member!
     
  4. Mable

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    ChristyF wears a Eva Gabor wig and dances to Rick Springfield tapes every Friday night.
     
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    (Oh man, my secret's out! hehe)

    lve2tch gets tanked up on cookie dough ice cream and makes prank calls!
     
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    Ok, wait- aren't we supposed to be telling lies?

    ChristyF secretly has a collection of fingernails that are in shapes of the president's profiles. (she has an e-bay store selling them too)
     
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    That's right! And I'm running a special today, but you better hurry! I'm running short on Lincoln's!!

    lve2tch has tried to keep it quiet, but she has supplied the voice to Spongebob for years.
     
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    ChristyF loves to wear thongs while singing I NEED A HERO in front of her mirror. :)

    Lori
     
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    Did you all know that Lori has a belly ring and tatoos in places I don't dare mention?
     
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    Grammy Teacher knows that because she is the one who gave Lori the belly ring and tatoos! (she's a tatoo artist by night)
     
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    Kinderkids smokes cigars.
     
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    How did you know..........I prefer Cuban!

    lve2tch use to be the bearded lady at the circus..........but then she got her teaching job!
     
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    In a former life, kinderkids ran a saloon in the wild, wild west (a la Miss Kitty from Gunsmoke).
     
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    GlendaLL got caught keeping a pet rabbit in her gym locker when she was in middle school.
     
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    lve2tch tried out for the part of Daisy Duke in the original Dukes of Hazzard
     
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    lve2tch was recently on an episode of "Cops." She got arrested for shoplifting a stapler, 25 file folders, stickers, a gallon jug of glue, and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
     
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    On the weekends, Grammy Teacher is a country western singer. Her favorite song goes - I changed the lock on my front door, so now I sleep with my kitties, Chester and Lori.
     
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    KinderKids owns 3 pairs of "Daisy Dukes" that she wears on Saturdays when she gardens and GlendaLL was featured on "America's Most Wanted" for theft and aggravated assualt on the school custodian. (She was trying to steal the rolling mop- they work so much nicer than the twist and pull mops we use at home..)
     
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    GlendaLL, Grammy Teacher, lve2tch were the original Charlies Angels and Christy was the voice of Charlie!
     
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    Kinderkids had her hair cut in a "Farrah" last year.
     
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    lve2tch was on Jay Leno to promote her new movie - The Nose Pickers.
    kinderkids was on David Letterman to promote her new movie - The Lutheran Teachers in Dis-Concordia.
     
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    Once again GlendaLL was on America's Most wanted.........she was seen stealing that Jesus statue between Dayton and Cinn. They also have other evidence! Cops broke into her computer and saw her comments about it in AtoZ teachers stuff. Heres the proof they found:Check out post #4
    http://forums.atozteacherstuff.com/showthread.php?p=83355#post83355
     
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    Now I never spread gossip...but you won't believe what I heard about Glenda! She was caught sneaking backstage at a Kid Rock concert and you wouldn't believe what she was wearing!!
    Oops... I almost forgot, Kinderkids was the one who turned her in! (the snitch):crosseyed
     
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    GlendaLL was wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes that Kinderkids let her borrow (or did she steal them?)
     
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    kinderkids - Now that statue is in my front yard, right next to our crab apple tree! It's a landmark, so everyone can find my house now.

    kinderkids has a statue of Martin Luther in her front yard and drapes her laundry on him to dry.
    ChristyF won a blue ribbon at the Parish Fair for her pet bison, Bernilda.
    lve2tch rides a bobsled down the mountains with Mark Consuelos.
     
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    That's right! Bernilda won the ribbon for treeing a coon! She's the best at it!

    Glenda tried out for Survivor, but they thought she would scare the other contestants too much. She curses in Polish in her sleep.
     
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    I heard that ChristyF was spotted at a Wal-Mart late at night purchasing an innertube, bike pump, and 25 rolls of toliet paper.....
     
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    I confess....I bought it all...because lve2tch was going to teach me how to do the ultimate tp job on the school!
     
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    lve2tch and ChristyF have been placed into the prison at Attica for all of their notorious TP jobs.
    However, their weekly puppet shows are enjoyed by prisoners and guards alike.
     
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    Amanda earns $5 for every posting made on AtoZ. She plans on retiring in Tahiti soon.
     
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    Once in the Tahiti Amanda will use her profits to entice island men to dance for her daily. She also sends everyone postcard..."Glad you're not here!!"
     
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    ChristyF trains dauschands to dance in tutus for the circus, hoping to turn it into her second career.
     
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    On the weekends, Christy and lve2tch like to play 'strip bingo' at the local elderly home.
     
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    Daysymay and JenPooh are fighting lawsuits after bringing their students to their house to make them do yardwork. "It was just a field trip!" ,they both claim!
     
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    That's so funny seeing how I remember Christy having that on her agenda and lesson plan for the week before. That's where we got the idea!

    And to boot, those pictures from the 'strip bingo' game surfaced, and the schools aren't too happy. They were found in an issue of "Teachers By Day" magazine:).
     
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    What it didn't show was that JenPooh was the one that taught us how to play Strip Bingo ad then she took the pictures and leaked them to the press. She appeared on Dr. Phil to justify her part in the degredation of the school.
     
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    (Check out: http://www.solidrockchurch.org/king.htm
    It's the infamous giant Jesus statue. Click on the photo listed "for inkjet printing" and you will get a big picture of this thing.)

    ChristyF requires her students to run around the classroom, like the way that guy does in her avatar, if they don't turn in their homework.
     
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    I think it's just awful how Christy put those open cans of tuna fish in her "least favorite co-workers" car last year. Now lve2teach is doing it to it before the next school board meeting, only she is putting right under their chairs...and blaming it on her "least favorite co-worker!"
     
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    Grammy Teacher put chocolate Ex-lax in the brownies that she brought to work. Then she locked the door from the inside to the ladies' restroom.
     
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    Now how in the world did you find out about that?! Well, you're no angel either... a little bird told me that you get your toilet paper from your local Mc Donalds...stuffing two rolls at a time in your bra.
     
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    I saw Grammy Teacher on an episode of Jerry Springer last night. Bless her heart, she's in the middle of a love triangle with a guy from Timbuktu (sp?) and a lamp shade! :sorry:
     

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