This one made me choke on a mouthful of coffee this morning: One of the grade 6 boys was sitting on the floor in the hall outside of the gym. A passing teacher asked why he was there. His response: "I'm not allowed to have s*x, so I need to sit out here." (His class was having a discussion about puberty during health, and his parents did not want him to participate--the teacher did not know that context at the time!).