I am a Substitute Teacher in Florida, and I hear kids say some of the craziest, saddest, and just plain stupid things I've ever heard in my life. For example: Boy 1: 'Hey what's that mountain with all the dude's heads on it?' Boy 2: 'The one with the Presidents?' Boy 1: 'Yeah. I bet they haven't even seen themselves up there!' I'm not entirely sure if a statement like that should make me laugh at the ridiculousness or cry at the lack of education (especially since this was in a Senior level Language Arts class). Anyways, I'm curious to know what other things people have over heard kids say in a class room. P.S. I'm new here, so sorry if this is in the wrong place or similar to an older post.