JOKES

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    I like to start or end each class with a joke. What are some of your favorites?

    Here's a couple of mine.

    What did the little mermaid where to math class? Alge-bra
    What did zero say to eight? nice belt (this one takes them a while to get)
    What did the math book say to the student? You solve all my problems.:lol:
     
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    I'm a very serious person so I don't make jokes and have no sense of humour.
     
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    Why do sharks swim in salt water?
    ~ Pepper water makes them sneeze.
     
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    What did the acorn say when he fell to the ground? Gee I'm a tree! (geometry)

    My math teacher told us this one...yeah it's dorky, but kinda cute.
     
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    What did the snail say to the turtle? Whoa!:whistle:
     
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    a joke an old coworker of my dads used to tell all the time was:

    If you have 10 pinions in one hand and 7 pinions in another hand, what do you have? A difference of a pinions (opinions)

    For some reason all the kids I have told this joke to have found it really funny. My sister made up this one when she was about three.
    Knock Knock?
    Whoes there?
    Big Bad Wolf
    Big Bad Wolf who?
    Big Bad Wolf wearing lipstick
     

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