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    Feb 25, 2006

    I thought this was very cute and funny. I wanted to share it with you.
    MARRIAGE SEMINAR
    While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
    Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
    "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and
    dislikes."
    He addressed the man,
    "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
    Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
    Pillsbury, isn't it?
     
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    Feb 25, 2006

    Here's one that one of my preschoolers told me:

    What's Yellow and Black and if it fell out of a tree it would smash you?

    A bus.
     
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    Feb 26, 2006

    Thats cute.

    Here's cute one too. I am from West Virginia and this is a WV joke not intendened to offend anyone.

    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
    Xxxx,West Virginia.

    After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar apparently so
    intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
    parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After
    what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles,
    the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a
    few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine,
    dry summer night),flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times,
    honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle
    forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a
    few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.
    At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot
    and started slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited
    all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the
    flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
    breathalyzer test. To his amazement,the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the
    man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll
    have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This
    breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
    "I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

    West Virginians are pretty smart!
     

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