I got challenged to a fist fight today. I have a neighbor who doesn't respect boundaries. Yesterday I picked up 3 cigarettes and 2 beer caps off of the retaining wall on the side of my house despite our conversations about this. Today I look out my window and see him and his children on a neighbors lawn (home is for sale and they don't live there, but pay to have the lawn maintained) playing wiffle ball. Then this grown man takes the bat to hit and proceeds to hit my car with the 1st ball and my house with the next one. I opened up the window and said "could you not hit my car and my house with the ball considering we have a park directly behind our houses" (maybe 100 yards away). He decides the appropriate action to this in front of his two young children is to say that I am fat, complain too much, and that we should fight to settle things once and for all. I politely declined and reminded him that we needed to set a good example for his children and I will at least act like an adult (I'm 25 he's probably mid 30's or older). His response was to call me fat again and say that his children have an example. I said "have a wonderful day" and I closed my window. Gotta love neighbors. Especially when your family pays around $10,000 a year in property taxes for very little land/house.