Picture the scene: I was walking around the classroom pontificating about what Romeo might have meant when he hypothesized that a personified Death might decide to take Juliet as a paramour. I was making a point about how he thought Juliet's attractiveness surpassed that of mere mortal women. It was at that point that I asked my class to consider what it must mean if a supernatural being, Death himself, were to be enamored of "Juliet's immense booty." Argh!!!!! Well, we all had a good laugh. I told my class I was going to say the same thing all day long and pretend it was an accident.