So I know if you don't teach the young children you may not get many of these - I thought I would share. One of my students had the hiccups the other day and another student told him to hold his breath, to try and get rid of them. He said "I can't do that, it will give me breath cancer". I listened to them debate this for a few minutes and then he asked me if I had ever heard of breath cancer -- now the teacher in me of course, wanted to correct him, but I also didn't want to end up on the news for teaching the word "breast" to 5-year olds. I asked where he had heard it - on South Park. Kids, they do keep you on your toes!