What is the funniest thing a kid has said to you? Do you keep a journal of these hilarities?? 2 recent funnies: quoting Psalm 23, a student said "The Lord is my shepherd, it is not what I want." Her face was deadpan in concentration! One of the boys said to me, his face full of pain and glee, "Bobby just hit me in the left weiner!" I'm thinking, "How many do you have?!"