Full Moon, Friday the 13th, and Solar Flare

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  1. Ima Teacher

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    Today has been one of the strangest days ever. I'm not sure whether to blame the full moon, the solar flare, or it being Friday the 13th.

    My internet has been sketchy today. The stores I went to today were all having trouble with their credit card readers. My crazy neighbor's junky girlfriend started blowing up my phone with texts. She wanted to borrow panty hose and leggings and tight and . . . wait for it . . . DOUCHE.

    I told her that I didn't have any of those things she could have, and that I also needed my shoes back. She got into my garage last Saturday night and stole ALL of my flip flops. The police told her to return them, but she kept the cute ones. Just returned the Old Navy ones. :rolleyes:

    Then in the middle of all of that, I get a message from an old acquaintance telling me that her boyfriend's birthday was coming up, and she wanted to surprise him with a THREESOME . . . and wanted to know if I was up for it. :eek:

    I just seriously don't know where to go from there.
     
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  3. smalltowngal

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    Wow. Just wow.
     
  4. czacza

    czacza Multitudinous

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    You have seriously questionable email contacts.
     
  5. Major

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    What's a THREESOME ?
     
  6. czacza

    czacza Multitudinous

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    you seriously don't know where to go from there? May I suggest:
    A strong statement about how they seriously must have you confused with someone else
    Deleting these people from your contact list
    Moving
     
  7. Ima Teacher

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    I can only laugh about it at this point. Seriously. Who does things like that?
     
  8. teacherintexas

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    You definitely win the weirdest day contest. I hope you get your flip flops back!
     
  9. chebrutta

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    Jun 14, 2014

    Ima, I sincerely hope you never, ever have another day like that again!!!
     
  10. DizneeTeachR

    DizneeTeachR Virtuoso

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    Good news...Friday 13th won't be on a full moon for like 35-36 yrs... LOL!!!
     

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