I have a couple gems to share... My cousin posted this one about a comment her daughter made while waiting for her son at the bus stop. Her: Ewww mommy, what's that smell? My Cousin: It's the "fertilizer" in the fields. Her: Oh, we use that to wash our hands at school... for snack time! My Cousin: I am pretty sure that is "sanitizer" Her: Oh. Yeah. On to the older kids - my seniors are doing a psychoanalysis of Macbeth. They started to do pre-research today - each group was assigned a disorder and they researched it for general info, linked it to Macbeth, and presented it to the class. While I was explaining the assignment, I said "Ok, I have 11 disorders..." The kids started laughing so I looked up and one of the kids said "Just 11?" Later in the class I said "I am going to give each of you a disease." They cracked up at that one, too. So I guess that wasn't really out of their mouths, but they had me laughing about it.