:lol: We all know that our kids are nosey, but one of mine took the cake the other day. I was up at the board solving absolute value equations, and out of nowhere, one of my slower kids say, "Mrs. ______, can I ask a question." Of course you can! (New teacher mistake thinking it might actually be about math.) "Why don't you and your husband have any kids?" Ummmmm.... "Well, we just don't. Ok, so back to our equation..." Of course it didn't end there... "Mrs. _______, do your ovaries not work?" Not knowing what to say, I just told him that I was fine, we just weren't ready to have kids yet. So from across the room I hear, "THEY USE A SOCK!" I was able to get them mostly quieted back down, but they tried to turn anything I said into something sexual (don't you just love 9th graders?!?) and the poor slow child, who was legitimately concerned about my ovaries, spent the rest of the block trying to figure out what the other boy could have meant by 'a sock'. WOW.