Diet rules for Christmas

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  1. ABall

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    1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

    2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out.

    3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.

    4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy.

    5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes Milk Duds, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.

    6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.

    7. If you eat the food off of someone else's plate, it doesn't count.

    8. If you eat standing up, the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.

    9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.

    10. STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards.

    So in conclusion, don't be stressed, eat desserts!
     
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  3. Beth2004

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    Sounds good to me!!
     
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    Yesterday, I decided that a diet was in order for the vacation break. Today, I came home with the first gifts from my students. you guessed it - my favorite thing - chocolate! 2 pounds! :eek:
     
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    I read the title for this thread and immediately said, "None!"
     
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    stressed spelled backward is desserts !!! must be a sign!!!
     
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    I got a ton of chocolate from my students too. I haven't stopped eating it since Friday. It's getting bad. haha
     
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    I got PLATEFULS of cookies. Secondary education with 150 kids = lots of parents baking cookies. I think I could eat them everyday for break and not go through them. I think we'll bring them to my wives' work party :D
     

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