One of my coworkers is annoying the beejesus out of me. She is EXTREMELY sarcastic and for whatever reason (probably because I'm the friendly, naive, "nice one" on our team) she keeps being what I call nice/nasty to me. ie: I'm going up the stairs and I said something to another teacher like, "Alright, I'm off to be quasi productive. Later" and Ms. Nice/Nasty is like, "Em is never productive." The other teacher didn't respond, Ms. Nice/Nasty said it again. Then she followed me to my classroom and said it again. TWICE. Finally I said, "I'm tired. Can you just go easy on me. Geez." She always goes, "You open the door to this stuff. I just walk through." It's like she literally sits and waits for me to say something dumb or that she can make a double inneuendo* about. Like the basketballs at P.E. They were flat so I said, "Wow these balls aren't very firm." Granted that was kind of funny, but it's annoying when someone is CONSTANTLY doing it. Another time I spelled her name wrong by ONE letter on an email and she brought it up like six times while we were talking with a couple other teachers in the break room. She;s like, "If it happens again I'm not responding." I tried to joke back with her and was like, "Ay Ay Captain." but then she just keeps going and going. It's so annoying! When I call her on the phone I'll identify myself since our names don't come up on caller I.D. and she goes sarcastically "Oh this is Em? Really? I had no idea." The other day she keep picking and picking at me about something menial and I snapped at her and she STILL just kept picking and picking and picking. I actually avoid her now, but since we're on the same team, it's kind of hard. Today I walked away from her when she was being annoying and she followed me and kind of hovered for a few minutes trying to engage me in a banter with her. FYI: This woman is not exactly on top of anything herself. She is always bumming worksheets, books and lesson plans off the team; is ALWAYS in trouble with the grade level chair and VP; never has sub plans ready when she's absent and has to pull ours and physically (if this even matters) she is very unattractive. I'm none of those things, so it could be jealousy, but it's still annoying.